With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my
friends about drinking and driving.

As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the
authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with
friends. Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had
several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine. Feeling jolly I still
had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit.

That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home.

Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block, but since it was a
cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident.

This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know
where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it.

He'll probably use it to grow more of those mushrooms he was talking about in another post 

Hmmmmm ..... Finally, it's all starting to make sense